The Banzai Buckaroo Incident

När USA för andra gången gick in i Irak så är det inte direkt en skräll till politisk kommentar om man säger att deras popularitet inte gick i taket. Eller som komikern Dylan Moran sa, "There was this large sense of anti-americanism mainly in - the world
Efter att Sverige också tagit avstånd från kriget så startades en liten kampanj i USA för att bojkotta svenska produkter. Jag vet inte riktigt hur det gick med den kampanjen, den kanske ännu pågår?
Hursomhelst så startades det en tråd på ett amerikanskt militärforum där någon jänkare försökte organisera någon form av bojkott. Jag gjorde då det som jag ansåg måste göras i ett sådant läge. Jag registrerade mig som Banzai Buckaroo och låtsades vara amerikan som ville bojkotta allt svenskt. Jag stötte på motstånd minst sagt. Det var fantastiskt...

Ojanlatva overdrive presents:

"THE BANZAI BUCKAROO INCIDENT"

banzaibuckaroo Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 4

I hate em all Swedes think they are superior to us all and are needed to be thaught a lesson. I am absolutley pro-boycott of everything Swedish! I hate everything they have ever produced. Like the Swedish chef in the muppets, is he supposed to be funny? I can´t understand a word he´s saying. And IKEA? What a load of crap. I ordered a "Stellan" bookshelf and I had to throw it out cuz I couldt put i together and I hurt myself in the process.
Ive also written a letter to Marvel Magazine and asked them to remove "Thor" from their line of superheroes, I say that Captain America is the only true superhero, Superman is from another planet and should therefor be considered a fag. Swedes are anti-American by nature. They have developed a weird language just so they can mock us without us understanding. If you play the Swedish chefs voice backwards you can hear him say " I want to eat your children"This has to stop. Boycott Sweden.

God Bless America.- american patriot.

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Qwerty81 Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 3
Hmmm, we did'nt "invent" the chef in the muppets probably it was some redneck from USA and i can say that we dont understand so much either because of the strange accent!
You say "I hate everything they have ever produced", i can say that we invented GPS and monkey wrench, many of your missiles use the GPS to navigate...I find it very strange that millions of americans buy things from IKEA if it's crap and if you cant put a simple bookshelf together than it's your problem. ROFL

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Svea_Rike Basic TrainingRegistered: Tuesday, 28 January 2003Posts: 4
We are superior you ****ing retard, **** democrasy, **** the free will.Long live Fascism and Europe. AMERIKA WILL FALL!!!

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banzaibuckaroo Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 4

I do not regret my last post, I stand by my word. And I know what Im talking about. I am not related to swedes in any way, thank God, but my cousin is, and he´s an idiot!
When he comes to visit he can stay for days, sometimes weeks! He eats my food and uses my clothes. Last time I had to send my dawg Behemoth at him to force him to leave!And of course Swedes invented something as useless as a missile guiding system, one just has to point the missile at Iraque and fire. How hard can that be? And Im pretty sure that Swedes were planning to use that GPS against America if we hadn´t taken that technology from them.
Swedes are a violent people, and frankly, they scare me with all their hate and primitive laws. Like that "holmgang-duel" is still used in three of their states..


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Thex0 Basic TrainingRegistered: Monday, 27 January 2003Posts: 7

Seems you don't even know what GPS is, it stands for Global Positioning System. And obviously you don't know much about sweden either.. our "states" all follow the same laws unlike america, and they do not include any "holmgång duell", holmgång was used by the vikings. But speaking of primitive laws, you should really look at some of the totally rediculous laws of the U.S states. Some state had a law saying that it's illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.And simulev, why can't you give a proper answer instead of dismissing it without reason.

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swedishguy Basic TrainingRegistered: Monday, 27 January 2003Posts: 7

you are so stupid!" Like that "holmgang-duel" is still used in three of their states.."three of their states? do u even know where sweden is? WE DONT HAVE 3 STATES!!! WE HAVE ONE U IDIOT!!! u dont know a thing about sweden! dont talk ****!!

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banzaibuckaroo Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 4

Have you ever tried to catch a fish with a lasso? You have to be a authentic home-grown idiot to try such a thing! And if that law can prevent -even one person - from doing such a thing, then by God its worth it!! If someone here tries to catch a fish with lasso, we will send him right back to Sweden, were he probably came from in the first place!
Enough said.

..And Joseph, if you are reading this. The gunrack came with delivery today, so come over and fetch it.

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Bobbelina Basic TrainingRegistered: Sunday, 26 January 2003Posts: 15

banzaipucko quote: "I hate everything they have ever produced. Like the Swedish chef in the muppets, is he supposed to be funny? I can´t understand a word he´s saying". It was an american that came up with that guy. I don't find him funny either. IRL swedish chef are amongst the most skilled in the world being world champions in a world cookingcompetition a few years ago. A swede ownes one of the most popular resturants in New York called Aquavit that is only serving food based on swedish home cooking.
quote: And IKEA? What a load of crap. I ordered a "Stellan" bookshelf and I had to throw it out cuz I couldt put i together and i hurt myself in the process. I think that this story tells me more about you than IKEA products. What person CAN NOT put together IKEA products. Do you even know how to open a jar of peanutbutter?quote: Ive also written a letter to Marvel Magasine and asked them to remove "Thor" from their line of superheroes Thor is not only swedish but an old God in viking mythology. By boycotting him you would also offend Norweigans, Danes and Icelanders. While ur at it. Write a letter to the US army and demand them to tear down their north atlantic militarybase that you guys have there.While your at it, why dont you try to come up with other names for the days of the week. Almost all of them inherits from old Swedish and Norweigan.

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Ibis_ Basic TrainingRegistered: Tuesday, 28 January 2003Posts: 7 Look att his number of post, it's a swede playing stupid American. Lame of him of course, but fun

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Swede_Storm Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 1

Oh my god I always thought that the storys about the average americans low iq, and their lack of common knowledge where a bunch of crap. (I have quite a bunch of relatives living in the states too, although i have never been over).But oh my lord, if you are a representative selection of the american people its amazingly true!And that holmgång thing takes the cake.Grow up ffs. Otherwise no one will ever take you seriously. That means checking up on things before you start spreading crap.

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banzaibuckaroo Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 4

Norweigans are ok, but Danes-schmanes and Icelanders-icedancers doesnt say me anything. Is Iceland even a real country? And we think we have earned the right to use the names for the days of the week. This since America came to the rescue when Sweden was occupied by the nazis and the Swedish president begged for our help. Wheres the gratetude for that? We helped you people and you stab us in the back, just like Cleopatra stabbed Ceasar. Shame on you for being rude and angry at me.God bless us all.

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LeifEriksson Basic TrainingRegistered: Sunday, 26 January 2003Posts: 11

Some of you guys could actually avoid making fools out of yourselves by actually READING the thread. Some are bashing Swedes for not getting involved in wwII, now someone is talking about how we reacted to being invaded by the Nazis.Come on, stretch your intellectual muscles, instead of scracthing your balls.

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Qwerty81 Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 3

Please tell me when Sweden had a president and i can't remember that we got any help from USA under the WW2?Can you tell me in which way we did stab you in the back?

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SwedenLover Basic TrainingRegistered: Wednesday, 29 January 2003Posts: 5

Iam seriuosly wondering if you peapole are seriuos for your information Sweden were never involved in the second WW so we were never occupied by the nazis so we couldnt ask you for help with that...and since were are not a republic we dont have a president to ask you for that help.... PLZ get some info before you write something like this..